McCain's New Clothes

Once upon a time there was a man elected president in a big country far away over the sea. The new president did not like the man he succeeded and therefore decided that if he was going to truly impress his people he would have to be different than his predecessor. He therefore hired a group of advisors and told them what he wanted. They listened to him and told him that they would do as he asked. They also told him that as a part of this he would need a new suit. Ok thought the new president, if thats how simple my people are then I'll give them what they want. So he asked his advisors to sow him a new suit.

A month came and went and then there was a parade. The new president sat in the president's car and rode through his capital. He was full of smiles and he loved to hear the sound of his people cheer his name. Many had also heard about his new wardrobe and policies and many nodded their heads as he passed. Then a child yelled out from the crowd; but look he's just the same as Bush.