Mess with airport security...if they are this weird

So I think it was last year someone got mad that a certain celebrity made a Dunkin' Donuts add wearing a keffiyah (and if you don't know what that is you might want to use wikipedia). Not only were people irritated with her for wearing one, they were also mad that Urban Outfitters were selling them (luckily I bought one before this became an issue) and so as retail giants often do they made like a reed and blew whichever way the wind carried them.

So here is my idea, if this fashion item has this kind of power and association then what impact will it have one ultra-patriotic airport security guards. So next time you want to mess with them, wear one of these to the airport. Of course the chance is that they ignore it completely but on the other hand there is always the chance that they go off the deep end about. Either way it makes for smugness (until the cavity check of course).