Do your pants hang low?

The time has come to speak of many things...as Lewis Carrol would say and perhaps it isn't pure coincidence that he is quoted in this post.

I was reading CNN the other day, I know its odd but bare with me, and I came across another article about a county banning the wearing of pants in such a way that a person's underwear is showing. I find this extremely disturbing on several fronts.

1. How is it possible in a free country for a government to tell an individual how to dress. I understand a ban on nudity but boxers are still a long way from nudity. This smells of fascism and ignorance.

2. Why is a city going to waste money on controlling how people are dressing? Isn't there better things to do like stop speeding cars and fight against drugs.

3. Depending on where there is a ban on not showing your underpants, if you are caught doing so and taken to court, you may have to register as a sex offender. This is playing with people's lives over a fashion statement.

All of these laws depend on the local council's assesment of what is and what isn't decent. I can imagine a group of old conservative white people sitting in a circle somewhere discussing how they can make life difficult for young people. I wish I was wrong but that is what I suspect is taking place. If I was living in these places I would cut myself a pair of minishorts and run around town. No officer they aren't boxers but please tell me how do you define what is and what isn't underwear. Fascism, fascism, in the form of decency.